The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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