tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
