So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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