I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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