They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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