She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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