Im at strip club and am horny
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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