No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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