Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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