don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
3pm strippers are depressing
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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