Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The feeling are messing with the penis
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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