Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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