why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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