Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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