Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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