I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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