i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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