I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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