i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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