Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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