you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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