So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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