remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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