Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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