...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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