why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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