So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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