I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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