..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
