if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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