its not stalking. its research.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize