let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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