I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she pinky promised me she was 18
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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