I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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