i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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