I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
3pm strippers are depressing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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