Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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