It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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