she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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