Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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