used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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