You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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