I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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