we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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