I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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