I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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