You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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