you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nicole vs. Life
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How naked do you want me to be?
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