I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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