Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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