Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
smell my finger.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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