Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
How does one acquire holy water?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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