Plan B is the new Plan A
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
my poor anus
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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