I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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