So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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