honey bunches of taint.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm just crazy horny about you
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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