Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize