Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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