Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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