Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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