Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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