And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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