If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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